Funny Cards

Halloween is the perfect time to party. So get your zombie dance moves ready and send a happy halloween to someone special! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own greetings or any message you can think of. The card...

You know you are old when you need a fire safety report for your cake. Happy Birthday! With that many candles in one place its probably a good idea to have a fire extinguisher and a couple of warning signs around. Remember, fire can be dangerous! Especially if you can't run as fast as the youngsters....

You are no.1 at being you. Keep it up! Sometimes it's good to let someone know that they are great, just because of who they are. Sometimes you don't even need a reason to tell them, but birthdays and so on are a great excuse! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

Of all the people in the world, you annoy me the least. Sometimes you just can't find the right way to tell someone how much you like them. And then, sometimes you can. Help your least annoying person to celebrate any occasion with this silly card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm...

Stay home, save lives. eat more cake! Happy 2nd lockdown birthday. Lockdown definitely wasn't the best time to have a birthday. And really unlucky people might even be having a second one. But on the bright side, that's two cakes they didn't have to share! Help your loved ones celebrate their second...

Lockdown might not be the best time to have a birthday, but at least you won't have to share your cake as much as usual! Help your loved ones celebrate their birthday and stay safe with this lockdown themed birthday card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Sorry I can't see you on your birthday. It's not the rule of six, I just don't like you very much. The rule of six is a great excuse to miss out someone's birthday. Just make sure you don't let on the real reason you are avoiding them! Get the perfect birthday card for that person that you really don't...

Christmas is a special time of the year, and futuristic robot technology will almost definitely make it better. The perfect Christmas card for any sci-fi robot fan! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas...

Painstaking scientific research conclusively proves that you are old. Happy Birthday! Some people love science. It doesn't matter if they don't like the results, there is hard evidence to back up the conclusions. Especially where age is concerned! Get your favourite science fan a card to remind them...

The Oompa Loompas are famous for dancing and singing, but not everyone knows that they love a bit of disco too. This birthday card is great for fans of chocolate, disco and Oompa Loompas! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can...

Merry Christmas! Sorry I can't be there, but at least I don't have to pretend to like your sprouts. Christmas is usually a time for getting together and enjoying a meal. This year might be a little different, but there could be an upside too! Get the perfect Christmas card for that person that thinks...

Merry Christmas to you, and the others. Make sure to wish everyone a Merry Christmas this year, not just Jackie. Even the ones that you aren't keen on. Just like Jim Bell would! Perfect for fans of Friday Night Dinner and Jim. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

This last year just zoomed past. Happy Birthday! Every year seems to go faster than the last as you get older. But this year was something else again! Help your friends and family celebrate their birthday after a memorable year with this terrible joke based on 2020's favourite video calling app. This...

Christmas is the perfect time to send a card to someone you love. Just make sure that it shows them just how you feel about them! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas greetings or any other messages you...

It's Your Birthday! Yay. Cats are brilliant pets. But they don't always have the same priorities as their owners. Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank...

Everyone loves unicorns. And it's probably because of that huge horn. And maybe the magic and sparkles too. Let your special someone know exactly how you feel about them (and how they make you feel) on their special day! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

It's hard when you are missing someone badly. Just ask any Stormtrooper! Let your loved one know just how much you are missing them with this geeky star wars themed greeting card. Perfect for people you miss during the lockdown. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

We all know how much Boris loves Dominic, right? I bet you have someone that you love even more than that. Don't miss out on letting that person know just how strong your love is. They will definitely be impressed! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The...

I love hanging out with you! There's nothing better than hanging out with your favourite person. Especially if you are a bat. Make sure you let that person know just how much you appreciate your time together with this card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Happy Birthday to you and your beard. For some people, a beard isn't just a decoration on their face. It's a part of who they are! So when one of those people gets another year older, don't miss the chance to wish both them, and their hairy facial companion, a very happy birthday. This card is printed...