Funny Cards

You know you are old when you need a fire safety report for your cake. Happy Birthday! With that many candles in one place its probably a good idea to have a fire extinguisher and a couple of warning signs around. Remember, fire can be dangerous! Especially if you can't run as fast as the youngsters....

Happy Birthday my little chu-chi face! If you love someone as much as Baron Bomburst loves the Baroness (and vice versa) each other, you (and they) are very lucky indeed. Make sure you let them know what they mean to you on their birthday! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card...

The Oompa Loompas are famous for dancing and singing, but not everyone knows that they love a bit of disco too. This birthday card is great for fans of chocolate, disco and Oompa Loompas! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can...

Happy Birthday to you and your beard. For some people, a beard isn't just a decoration on their face. It's a part of who they are! So when one of those people gets another year older, don't miss the chance to wish both them, and their hairy facial companion, a very happy birthday. This card is printed...

Everyone likes to think of themselves as the ultimate outdoor cook. But expectations don't always live up to reality. That's no excuse for not getting them the perfect birthday card though! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can...

Happy Birthday! Seems kinda sus It's important to wish your favourite crewmate a happy birthday. After all you don't want them to think that you are the impostor! This Among Us themed birthday card is perfect for any geeky fans of the game. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card...

Happy Birthday. Now leave me alone! Cats are cute and they make great pets. But let's face it, sometimes they have far more important things to do than bother with humans! Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm...

Everyone loves unicorns. And it's probably because of that huge horn. And maybe the magic and sparkles too. Let your special someone know exactly how you feel about them (and how they make you feel) on their special day! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Merry Christmas to you, and the others. Make sure to wish everyone a Merry Christmas this year, not just Jackie. Even the ones that you aren't keen on. Just like Jim Bell would! Perfect for fans of Friday Night Dinner and Jim. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

Of all the people in the world, you annoy me the least. Sometimes you just can't find the right way to tell someone how much you like them. And then, sometimes you can. Help your least annoying person to celebrate any occasion with this silly card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm...

Birthday Cake Rules - Wash hands (before handling cake), Uncover face (in order to eat cake), Make space (to avoid sharing cake). Have a happy birthday! Covid-19 and coronavirus means we all have to learn new, safe ways to do things. Make sure your loved one gets to enjoy their birthday cake safely with...

Congratulations on living through another year. Happy Birthday! Everybody needs a reminder of how awesome they are, doubly so on their birthday. Help someone special celebrate another win with this silly birthday card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Congratulations on your vaccination! Fingers crossed we can see each other soon! It's not every day you get to be a part of something as big as the covid-19 vaccination scheme. Not to mention one step closer to being able to see friends and family again. Celebrate this big day with a card to mark the...

I love hanging out with you! There's nothing better than hanging out with your favourite person. Especially if you are a bat. Make sure you let that person know just how much you appreciate your time together with this card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

We all know how much Boris loves Dominic, right? I bet you have someone that you love even more than that. Don't miss out on letting that person know just how strong your love is. They will definitely be impressed! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The...

It's hard when you are missing someone badly. Just ask any Stormtrooper! Let your loved one know just how much you are missing them with this geeky star wars themed greeting card. Perfect for people you miss during the lockdown. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

It's Your Birthday! Yay. Cats are brilliant pets. But they don't always have the same priorities as their owners. Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank...

Christmas is the perfect time to send a card to someone you love. Just make sure that it shows them just how you feel about them! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas greetings or any other messages you...

This last year just zoomed past. Happy Birthday! Every year seems to go faster than the last as you get older. But this year was something else again! Help your friends and family celebrate their birthday after a memorable year with this terrible joke based on 2020's favourite video calling app. This...

Merry Christmas! Sorry I can't be there, but at least I don't have to pretend to like your sprouts. Christmas is usually a time for getting together and enjoying a meal. This year might be a little different, but there could be an upside too! Get the perfect Christmas card for that person that thinks...