Funny Cards

Stay home, save lives. eat more cake! Happy 2nd lockdown birthday. Lockdown definitely wasn't the best time to have a birthday. And really unlucky people might even be having a second one. But on the bright side, that's two cakes they didn't have to share! Help your loved ones celebrate their second...

Birthday Cake Rules - Wash hands (before handling cake), Uncover face (in order to eat cake), Make space (to avoid sharing cake). Have a happy birthday! Covid-19 and coronavirus means we all have to learn new, safe ways to do things. Make sure your loved one gets to enjoy their birthday cake safely with...

Congratulations on living through another year. Happy Birthday! Everybody needs a reminder of how awesome they are, doubly so on their birthday. Help someone special celebrate another win with this silly birthday card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Congratulations on your vaccination! Fingers crossed we can see each other soon! It's not every day you get to be a part of something as big as the covid-19 vaccination scheme. Not to mention one step closer to being able to see friends and family again. Celebrate this big day with a card to mark the...

I love hanging out with you! There's nothing better than hanging out with your favourite person. Especially if you are a bat. Make sure you let that person know just how much you appreciate your time together with this card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

We all know how much Boris loves Dominic, right? I bet you have someone that you love even more than that. Don't miss out on letting that person know just how strong your love is. They will definitely be impressed! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The...

It's hard when you are missing someone badly. Just ask any Stormtrooper! Let your loved one know just how much you are missing them with this geeky star wars themed greeting card. Perfect for people you miss during the lockdown. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

It's Your Birthday! Yay. Cats are brilliant pets. But they don't always have the same priorities as their owners. Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank...

Christmas is the perfect time to send a card to someone you love. Just make sure that it shows them just how you feel about them! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas greetings or any other messages you...

This last year just zoomed past. Happy Birthday! Every year seems to go faster than the last as you get older. But this year was something else again! Help your friends and family celebrate their birthday after a memorable year with this terrible joke based on 2020's favourite video calling app. This...

Merry Christmas! Sorry I can't be there, but at least I don't have to pretend to like your sprouts. Christmas is usually a time for getting together and enjoying a meal. This year might be a little different, but there could be an upside too! Get the perfect Christmas card for that person that thinks...

Painstaking scientific research conclusively proves that you are old. Happy Birthday! Some people love science. It doesn't matter if they don't like the results, there is hard evidence to back up the conclusions. Especially where age is concerned! Get your favourite science fan a card to remind them...

Christmas is a special time of the year, and futuristic robot technology will almost definitely make it better. The perfect Christmas card for any sci-fi robot fan! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas...

Sorry I can't see you on your birthday. It's not the rule of six, I just don't like you very much. The rule of six is a great excuse to miss out someone's birthday. Just make sure you don't let on the real reason you are avoiding them! Get the perfect birthday card for that person that you really don't...

Lockdown might not be the best time to have a birthday, but at least you won't have to share your cake as much as usual! Help your loved ones celebrate their birthday and stay safe with this lockdown themed birthday card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

You are no.1 at being you. Keep it up! Sometimes it's good to let someone know that they are great, just because of who they are. Sometimes you don't even need a reason to tell them, but birthdays and so on are a great excuse! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

Halloween is the perfect time to party. So get your zombie dance moves ready and send a happy halloween to someone special! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own greetings or any message you can think of. The card...

Happy Birthday! Seems kinda sus It's important to wish your favourite crewmate a happy birthday. After all you don't want them to think that you are the impostor! This Among Us themed birthday card is perfect for any geeky fans of the game. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card...

Happy Birthday. Now leave me alone! Cats are cute and they make great pets. But let's face it, sometimes they have far more important things to do than bother with humans! Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm...

Everyone loves unicorns. And it's probably because of that huge horn. And maybe the magic and sparkles too. Let your special someone know exactly how you feel about them (and how they make you feel) on their special day! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....