You Need a Fire Safety Report for Your Cake - Birthday Card

You know you are old when you need a fire safety report for your cake. Happy Birthday!

With that many candles in one place its probably a good idea to have a fire extinguisher and a couple of warning signs around. Remember, fire can be dangerous! Especially if you can't run as fast as the youngsters.

The perfect way to say Happy Birthday to someone who refuses to admit that they are getting a little older!

This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own birthday greetings or any other messages you can think of. The card comes in a cellophane wrapper with a plain white envelope and will be shipped in a plain white envelope.

Printed in the UK, shipped in 1-3 working days and sent via Royal Mail. First Class post in the UK (delivery in 24 hours) and International Standard to the EU and the rest of the world (delivery in 5-7 working days).

Original art by Doodle Dojo.

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