Merry Christmas! Sorry I Can't Be There - Funny Christmas Card

Merry Christmas! Sorry I can't be there, but at least I don't have to pretend to like your sprouts.

Christmas is usually a time for getting together and enjoying a meal. This year might be a little different, but there could be an upside too!

Get the perfect Christmas card for that person that thinks their sprouts are the best. Or the person that really gets your horrible sense of humour.

This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas greetings or any other messages you can think of. The card comes in a cellophane wrapper with a plain white envelope and will be shipped in a plain white envelope.

Printed in the UK, shipped in 1-3 working days and sent via Royal Mail. First Class post in the UK (delivery in 24 hours) and International Standard to the EU and the rest of the world (delivery in 5-7 working days).

For delivery before Christmas please order as early as possible. Cut off dates are earlier than usual due to the coronavirus pandemic.

For UK orders, please order by Sunday, 20th December.
For EU orders, please order by Monday, 14th December.
For rest of the world orders, please order by Thursday, 3rd December.

Original art by Doodle Dojo.

Tags: Horrible christmas card, funny xmas card, insulting Christmas card, silly xmas card, Christmas greeting card, sprouts, sorry I can't be there at Christmas, Merry Christmas, noel, seasons greetings, christmas dinner.