Research Proves You Are Old Birthday Card

Painstaking scientific research conclusively proves that you are old. Happy Birthday!

Some people love science. It doesn't matter if they don't like the results, there is hard evidence to back up the conclusions. Especially where age is concerned!

Get your favourite science fan a card to remind them that no-one can stop the march of progress. Or time.

This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own birthday greetings or any other messages you can think of. The card comes in a cellophane wrapper with a plain white envelope and will be shipped in a plain white envelope.

Printed in the UK, shipped in 1-3 working days and sent via Royal Mail. First Class post in the UK (delivery in 24 hours) and International Standard to the EU and the rest of the world (delivery in 5-7 working days).

Original art by Doodle Dojo.

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